Best Overheards of 2020

2020 was definitely the year that could 'kick rocks'. There's no need to recap all the fcuk shit that happened. It was traumatic enough that there's no need to relive it in words. But what I will recap are the best overheards!

"I wonder if Alaska is feeling left out like "outside the marriage" kids 'cause no one is talking about their votes."

Person 1: "The ATL is small."

Person 2: It's only small when you're doing fcuk sh@*."

"QAnon is the white people's version of ho-tep...white-tep."

"I'm not gonna tell. I wanna do it again." (re: shenanigans)

"Are you designer? Or you just dress fly?"

"Everybody needs to thank their praying aunties, mamas, and grannies 'cause folks prayer circles came through. Jesus on the main line tell him what you want." (about Trump having COVID-19)

Person #1: "CNN is reporting more than half the states are seeing an increase in cases."

Person #2: "Oh yeah! We all about to die. America is a shit show. If Mexico and the Middle East are laughing at us, we fcuked up bad."

Person #1: "He couldn't even go to Speedy Cash. That's pretty fcukin' bad!"

Person #2: "He couldn't go to Nix Check Cashing and be somebody special."

(regarding Trump's credit)

"Trump in office with 'po people problems and bad credit."

"She can't be seen in the liquor store in the name of the Lord."

"My pickiness limits me in life."

"My crushes have elevated to intellectual cute."

"Quiet as it's kept, you'd fcuk you."

Person #1: "I'm ready to put Lysol around the house like fire extinguishers."

Person #2: "Lysol are Covid extinguishers."

"Mary Trump damn near went platinum in one day."

"The one time when 'treat me like a white woman' is won by a black man."

(regarding Ashley Cooper & Christian Cooper-Central Park)

"Sorry all. Been E-40-ing. Out here trying to function."

"Your face is unfortunate."

"Is your tree hugger orange juice's packaging made out of compost and hemp? Or old, recycled t-shirts? Do they use kumbaya oranges? On nutritional value, they've got the lyrics to "We Are The World."

(about cold-pressed orange juice)

"Send me the list you have. Want to compare it to the one my sister-in-law sent me. I don't trust her shady ass."

"If you don't recognize the smell of Lysol, Pine Sol, bleach, Comet, Mean Green, & Fabuloso you a nasty mutchfcuka."

Person #1: "Why do all the hood houses have green carpet?"

Person 2: "That's the sh@# on sale that the landlord buy, girl."

"The CDC is the center of death control and the coronavirus is actually 5G disguised. And 5G is designed to make everyone sick and dead, dead and sick."

(The best ignorant, hotep, conspiracy theorist overheard)

"You know how you know we old...I'm working on my credit, and you're working on your diet."

Best overheard conversation of the day...

Person 1: "The ATL is small."

Person 2: "It's only small when you doing fcuk shit."

"Fcuk nuts. I'm trying to figure out how to use it in a sentence."

"You could go medium but your titties won't let you."

"Wtf is vegan leather? Is that the bougie way of saying fake leather?"

**Overheard Throwback**

Person #1: "You can't turn a ho into a housewife." Person #2: "There are plenty of hoes that are housewives."

**Pre-Valentine's Overheard Throwbacks**

"It's side b@#%* night at Nobu tonight."