Best Overheards of 2018

It's that time of year when my other persona strikes. I couldn't close out 2018 without "The Ear Hustler" providing a recap! I swear if ear hustlin' paid the bills, I'd have lotto money! So while I'm over here figuring out how to make my words 'holla like they're 'dollas, enjoy this year's top 20.

Same rules apply: The overheards aren't ranked. Once again, I'll let you guys decide!

"You know it's real when you let your sugar daddy go. That's love."

"I would cuss you out if I wasn't so dependent on you."

"This rat poison good as fcuk." (about La Croix)

"Being a straight white man is some Mt. Everest level privilege."

"Faith Evans and Stevie J. are the over 40 almost AARP equivalent of Future and Ciara."

"He couldn't wait on the Lord now everybody caught up in some bull💩!"

"She's the lesbian version of "Get Out" but without a 'Rod' on her team."

"Enjoy your cup of lies!"

"Is this an episode of Love and Hip-Hop? Are we're talking about Stevie J., Safaree, or Peter Gunz with his 19 kids? No, we're talking about the Leader of The Free World. I'm just waiting on Melania to turn gay like Mimi." (regarding Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, & Paul Manafort)

"He pulled an Al-Qaeda. He claimed responsibility for that 💩." (about the dude who destroyed Trump's star on The Walk of Fame)

"You're a ho and I'm a liar. It's like we were meant to be together."

"You know you're an adult or low key a prescription drug addict when you're excited about Percocet."

"I want you to tell me the truth so I can be jealous and bitter."

"I thought you were on a date with my husband?"

"I wanna know how broke people get to travel and I work everyday."

"You know Michael B. Jordan from Wakanda?" 🙅🏽

"Her hair longer than her dress.

"Person #1: "Oh, I didn't know there was a Betty Ford Center over here. Person #2: The one in Century City? Person #1: Yeah! Person #2: They can't get all the way to Palm Springs. They drunk."