The Best Overheards of 2016
Since it has become synonymous with my FB page (to the point where I have earned a nickname), I couldn't let the year come to a close without recapping the best overheards of 2016. The "Ear Hustler" always strikes...you never know who's listening.
Btw, the overheads aren't listed by ranking. I will let you guys rank them yourselves.
"You will never go broke betting on American racism."
"Can whoever printed the porn go get it from the printer because everyone is getting distracted?"
"You have to warn people about a nipple. This is the second time in two days I've had to say that."
"You're an emotional TV assassin."
"All I eat are chicken titties and wings."
"George W. had a RUN CAU moment when that beat came on. The Battle Hymn of the Republic= a CAU "Shawty, swing my way" experience. That's his jam!"
"If Faith can introduce Lil' Kim at the Hip Hop Honors, Israel and Palestine can end the beef today...reconciliation is possible."
"The reason why you're able to get along with everybody is because deep in your heart, you're a heathen."
"How you going to be raunchy and racist at the same damn time?"
"It's Homecoming! It's Homecoming muthaf@#*a! Don't be asking me no dumb sh*# ."
"You over here trying to standardize people that ain't got no standards."
"You hate me in the most loving way possible."
"I would want a butt like hers on the weekends. But I couldn't take that to church on Sunday."
"You are a glutton for crazy b@$ch punishment."
"It smells like shame and regret in there."
"I'm so tired of people and their social media lying lives."
"I like hos but they can't be in my sorority."
"All I can picture is you turning over your royalty check to the therapist."
"You was C-Walkin' for Jesus."
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